Extreme Sporrts

Skateboarding. It comes under the category of extreme sports.

1.Skateboarding-A skateboard is a deck with trucks on the bottom. The trucks hold the wheels and the wheels have bearings in them. On top of he deck you have grip tape. The grip tape helps you stay on the board when you move and do tricks.
Some tricks are:
Ollie-The Ollie basically a jump but you have to go down before you go up. You pop down the tail and slide your front foot forward.
Kickflip-The kickflip is a similar motion to the Ollie except you flip the board under you.
Heelflip-The heelflip is an opposite to the kickflip as it flips a different way.

So if your interested grab a board and head down to your nearest skatepark or skate spot and shred. Keep practising because when you master the tricks they look sick.

BN out.

Mind Melting

TV. Everyone watches it. It melts your mind until you can no longer breathe... just kidding. But it makes you think about stupid stuff like, building a roller coaster in your backyard (Phineas and Ferb), building a teleporter to Mars (Phineas and Ferb) and finally building a big and obvious ride that your sister can watch to see where it disappears to (Phineas and Ferb). You can't vividly see I dislike any particular TV show, cough.

Who really thinks any of that is real, like Santa Claus. Santa Claus isn't real. You just sit in front of a screen telling your little bro to get you some food. Then you start telling him how superior you are over him. Then he says he doesn't have to. Then he finally gives in.

Thanksforreadingmythoughtontvbnout!!!

Cotillions

What are Cotillions?
A Cotillion is a formal ball, often the venue for presenting debutantes.
Huh?
A Cotillion sounds like a type of foreign dance (no effence to my foreign peeps).
In Cotillions you probably have to dress up in formal clothes. 'shiver'!
If I went to a Cotillion I'd probably wear baggy pants and a t-shirt.
If I had to make a speech, it would go like:

Was up my peeps.
We should pump up the beats, hit down old school.
C'mon grandma, brake it down now.
So we betta start rockin it old school or I'm out.

Peace out son.

So take my advice, do not, I repeat, do not go to Cotillions.

So hello welcome to the end of this blog,
BN

Music Genres

Sup.
Music Genres.
Punk, Rock, Jazz, Blues and many more.
Everyone has different interests. Different bands have different genres.
Some bands with different genres:
Dizzee Rascal-Dance
Family Force 5-Crunk
Nickleback-Metal
Rapture Ruckus-Christian Rap
AC/DC-Rock
So don't diss anyone with different interests (except people interested in jazz, shrug, don't ask.)
So stay cool and hug a tree.
Blueberry Ninja.

Purple is the new black.

Who thinks black can be replaced, well it can.
Purple has taken over the colour black. Mwaahaaahaa!!
Let us discuss the coolness of purple.
1. It's my favourite colour.
2. It's a mix between red and blue.
3. Finally, listen to it's name, puurrple.

Let us discuss the not coolness of black.
1. It is not my favourite colour.
2. It's the mix of all the colours, including brown.
3. Finally, it's name sucks, black.

You think what you want to, but nothing can over rule purple.
BN out.

Lepricorns

Yo
Wats up wif those rugged lepricorns!
They like, run around and shout " We're lucky, we're lucky." C'mon, thats wak. Who would even wanna be a leppy. They're short, old and annoying. One good thing is they have shiny gold. My precious. I know you might think they're cute but , uhuh.

So adios? for know.

Blueberry Ninja